I Plan To Be Notorious For Short Posts Before I left for Wesleyan, I often wrote hir love letters. They would look like this:

My Dearest Wesleyan,

These summer days past so slowly without you. I often dream of you and plan out our next several years together. At IKEA today, I bought a pink trash can that I will bring to you in the fall. Oh, how I long to be inside of you!

Love,
Andrea  ¶ 2:34 AM