Stuff to Bring
Inevitably, you will get a list (probably from your mom) of "things to pack". It is likely that this list will leave out key things that you will need to bring to Wes. For instance, you will need a costume for the following parties:
Foss Cross
Sex Party
Halloween Party
Coming Out Day Party
Glamnesty (please, God, let there be another glamnesty...)
Naked Party (j/k!) (about the costume, not the nekkid)
Foss & SoFo Proms (Yeah, kids in the Butts don't get a prom)
Valentine's Day Party
Balls, what parties am I forgetting?
anyway, also: if you want to be a bio major, you don't have to take chem152. Don't let em tell you otherwise.